Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learn swimming at the age of zero.I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman, i fly like superman, i drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan.
I came out with an idea for my new post.. n this is it! "Are u Malay enough?" im not being racist or what but this is just my view upons Malays. So lets go!
1-You go out and fight for your beloved politicians! Doesnt matter if its on a working day! Go and fight! If ur boss try to stop you! Punch him in the face cuz he's one of the other parties..Let there be blood as long as your favorite leader wins the election! U will handle a politic talk at mamak everyday while the politicians is at home playing PS3 with their childrens.
2-Headlines like "Artis berlaga pipi", "Artis berpegangan tangan di kompleks beli belah" would be your favorite page to read! Bash on every celebrities! Ask em "dont u knw that god hates it??"! Suddenly ur being soo muslimin when they did that, although u still kept Majalah Mangga as a reference for masturbation.
3-U sigh everytime u watch youth enjoying hardcore music and stuff. U said that rock songs, black tshirts, freaky hairstyle belongs to the devil. Its Black Metal! Banned em! Although u still went to dangdut and watch cheap loose asses shaking.